Archive for December, 2012

-Unraveling And Exposing Frauds On My Own Terms-

Andrew Breitbart (1969-2012)

Andrew Breitbart (1969-2012) (Photo credit: Templar1307)

Since to  some it is more important to kiss the ass of anyone who has ever talked to Andrew Breitbart  , and to those who think that he is mysteriously going to change the outcome of presidential elections and social instability with a #WAR hash tag, you sure spend a lot of time doing the complete opposite of what your hero would do.

I’ve found that myself and some others are not welcome to be truthful on some blogs without our words being moderated or heaven forbid, “provide links, or GTFO”.

Not welcome to be truthful on blogs that spend the better part of their existence kissing the ass of any writer, past,present, or fired from Breitbart.

Not welcome to be truthful on blogs that ignore the past, no matter how criminal or sickening, of their friends, and their con-artist friends.

This was the last straw.

I’m going all out on this one.

The Best Comment Ever

The Court of Neal Rauhauser

I feel pretty!  Oh so, pretty!

I feel pretty! Oh so, pretty!

Plus, the best link ever******Satire based on and a few other things.

Relic December 27, 2012 at 1:50 AM

Can you just see this wanker in court trying to sell his ever-changing conspiracy theories?


Neal: Your Honor, you see I have this chart here of associates.

Judge: And where did you get this?

Neal: From Twitter. I’m a highly trained intelligence analyst and….

Judge: Associates from Twitter? How’s that?

Neal: Twitter allows people to follow other people on Twitter.

Judge: So?

Neal: My super-duper-troll computer has the ability to graph these people from Twitter and Maltego them so I can get everything from their family members, employers, high school mates and profile them on my blog with maps of where everyone lives. I LOVE MAPS, don’t u? I have these lovely mind-maps from….

Judge: That’s stalking!

Neal: You say potatoe, I say potato!

Judge: Excuse me?

Neal: Sorry, a wee bit aspie.

/Judge scowls and sniffs the air

Neal: The computations lead us right to the extremists I lay out in my Breitbart-ISR cell essay.

Judge: Breitbart-ISR cell?

Neal: Well that was later replaced with my masterpiece I call KOOKPACOLYPSE!

Bailiff: Watch that lisp. You just shot spit in the Judge’s eye.

Neal: Sorry, wee bit lyme.

/Bailiff backs away and sniffs the air

Neal: It’s all tied into HBGary, The Jester who stole all my limelight and that asshole Tom Ryan…. *whispers* who I’m going to sneak up on and fracture his skull from behind with something hard!*

Judge: What did you just say?

Neal: HBGary! I’m the one who wrote the congressional report that got things moving. I worked for Rep. Grivalja and own the company Progressive Political Strategic Tweets that candidates who want to run the government hire so they can get elected. Then I go into Twitter with socks such as WingNutWatch, wear a super-heroes mask (that The Jester asshole copied) and lay some smack down on people who I declare are behaving badly.

Judge: The Jester?

Neal: Vigilante, loose cannon, happens to be from the U.S.

Judge: You joined Twitter as WingNutWatch and wore this stupid mask to quash political speech as part of a service to get congressional candidates elected?

Neal: That’s me! *grin*

/Judge opens to sections of the federal code and shakes his head

Judge: And what is this picture of the Mad Hatter have to do with this chart?

Neal: That’s my avatar! Wee bit austie.

/Judge frowns

/Neal sucks his teeth

/Judge grimaces in digust

Neal: Sorry, tofu for breakfast and eggs, with a dash of salty spice. I’m a buddhist and…

Judge: I see you also go by Carlito2000 and in the case of The United States vs. Barrett Brown….

Neal: Carlito’s Way, bro. I didn’t ask for this, it just comes to me :-(

Judge: The tape says it is you by you. You also go by Aspentas, BangoSkank and a former colleague of yours states that you once pretended to be Sarah Palin on Twitter while you were operating this PPST company while being a card-carrying member of Infragard.

Neal: No, no. I don’t seem to recall….

Judge: You admit to being in something called Project Vigilant but were thrown out after playing both ends against the middle with government officials, Wikileaks, Bradley Manning and the Anonymous Hacktivist Group.

Neal: I’ll have you know I have James Christy on speed-dial! And former DOJ Cyber-Crimes Unit, Mark Rasch! I have powerful Twitter socks! AnonyOps, AnonyNewsNet….

Judge: The FBI investigation states they received “a tidy little package” from you…


Judge: “Lulz”?

Neal: derp

/Stenographer blinks rapidly

Judge: You threatened to kill former Vice-President, Dick Cheney and ….

Neal: Wee bit alchy.

Judge: For 16 years?

Neal: Tell me YOU have never posted using the wrong account before and gave yourself away accidentally?

Judge: Never.

/Neal hiccups and burps

/Court Artist scratches his head

Judge: So you stalk people, they find out who their assailant is and you complain that the reverse is true.

Neal: It doesn’t have to be true. It just has to be believable.

Judge: Then you threaten them with lawsuits, delve into their personal lives, call their local law enforcement jurisdictions and hunt them down, Nazi-Germany style.

Neal: I offer suggestions after laying out computational-troll dynamics and ….

Judge: Like killing them with liquid nitrogen or drowning them to death?

Neal: Barking dog complaints. Recommend me on Linked-In?

Judge: No thanks, I’ve listened to you on Vince in the Bay.

Neal: Which one? The one where I get ripped a new asshole by AssHurtMacFags or the one where I cleverly suggest that people who cross me need a health and welfare check?

Judge: Which brings me to my next point of SWATTING and a Manifesto you’ve written on the Hidden Wiki bowels of the Internet…

Neal: Oh, that! *teehee*

Judge: Where you suggest regarding the country in general: “we want you to watch it burn to the ground so we can rebuild it”, calling for revolution, resistance and subversion. That’s treason and a felony crime not to mention how you were completely intolerant in 2010 of much lesser dissenting political speech to the point of writing novels on how to write people up with the SPLC and deliberately meddle in their lives by maliciously fabricating charges against them.

Neal: It was a joke! I mere hoax! Just ask Adrian Chen. He’s right over there wearing the ballerina dress and the shoe on his head.

/Chen stands and steps into the aisle, twirling towards the bench on his toes before being tackled by the bailiff as the Judge throws down his gavel and breaks for lunch.

*Satire based on and a few other things.



People shouldn’t complain about moderated blogs when you cannot even make a registered user’s comment without Jesse Wood’s approval.

Your comment is awaiting moderation.

Dear Jessie Woods,
My blog is about my SWAT-ting, not your girlfriend’s.
Neal Rauhauser is the reason I was SWAT-ted.
Your girlfriend is friends with Neal. She also posted a tweet trying to dox the other day, that you don’t mention , my supporters on a public timeline.
They have been on this blog since DAY ONE,not “INCOGNITO”,, whom you two seem to have a problem with.
You have a long-standing war with Jen Emick and the only reason that she was thrown into the mix was because again of what Neal Rauhauser did with the Michigan Police Department.
So I suggest you take your qualms up with him, instead of turning a blind eye to blatant criminals that YOU have the relationship with, not me.
For the record, I am very much in touch with the FBI.
This will be “The Last Stand”, (a Neal Rauhauser favorite),(for me) which did not escape my notice as the title of your blog.
It sure seems strange that your girlfriend finds it acceptable to ignore the attacks on LE who have helped me for over a year and when it suits her she attacks them on a public timeline.
Make up your mind. You’re either a law-abiding person or you use it for when it’s convenient for you.
I’m not interested in the latter.

Mike Stack
New Jersey

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Last time I checked this afternoon, this comment had still NOT been published
Hows that going to bode for tracking down their SWAT-ting story until he has “no life left in his body”?

Lee Stranahan-Please Explain, You Con Man

I started this in motion? I suppose I sold products after claiming Andrew Breitbart used them?
Or peddle a blogging class/ podcast class to followers?
Troubled Individual? You have a picture of your wife sucking a guy while having oral sex performed on her and you’re proud of it?
You’re talking to two members of your own listed ” Team Kimberlin”
You’re a scammer, Lee. Scammer.


Breitbart.CON Scammer Using Andrew Breitbart Name Again For $

So, we see another scam using Andrew’s name. I guess Lee hasn’t decided to hock all of the dinner napkins that he saved after Andrew paid for their dinners. Have you no shame, Lee?
Oops, look who I’m addressing.










Ali Akbar Dot Org? = Tip Jar


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